Tales of Glory from the Job Hunt Trail
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Let me tell you a little about our company and our unique software.
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Sure!
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We design and implement psychic applications: scanning and analyzing brainwaves to automate mindreading and telepathic communication... quantum physical manipulations to achieve precognition... teleportation... remote viewing...
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(Oh great, a whole company devoted to pseudoscience... what next, a spoon-bending app?)
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You're thinking this sounds pretty flaky, aren't you?
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Um, that's not supposed to be a convincing demonstration of your software's mindreading abilities is it?
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