Will you stop fooling around? I want to get to the play.
Shut up, I'm trying to turn over. What play is it, anyway?		Samuel Beckett's Endgame.
Isn't that, like, boring or something?		Well, it's got two characters who spend the whole play in trash cans...
Yes! I'm there, dude!		I knew that would get you!

The bugs series started March 9, though I didn't know it at the time.