What a jerk! Saying we have to wait an hour for a table, and then laughing at us!		At least it was service with a smile...
How long have we been waiting now, anyway?		Only about 10 minutes.
How about now?		5 hours.
How about now?		23 nanoseconds.
How about now?		Shut up!

The bugs series started March 9, though I didn't know it at the time.