Hey, there's a good coffeehouse ahead. I've been there before. They're friendly.		Yeah, right. As if that lazy bastard russ is going to carve a new rubber stamp.
Hey, come on! Have a little faith here.
Good evening, gentlemen!		Aha! What did I tell you! Same old waiter. Same old rubber stamp.
I've got a table for 2 ready. I'll bring you a couple of waters and be right back to take your order!		Sure pal, you may talk different, but you're the same old rubber stamp. I know we'll never see that table or the waters...
Now what were you saying about no new rubber stamps?		Oh shut up! Besides, you just know he's going to have us sit at this stupid table for days now.

The bugs series started March 9, though I didn't know it at the time.