You were right, this is cool. I feel better now. In fact, I dare say the coffeehouse poetry muse has just struck. Check this out:
		I'm messy and I'm sloppy, I'm drippy and I'm gloppy, But I sure like writing these verses. I pant them, I rant them, I ritually incant them, In order to drive away hearses.
		Shut up.

The bugs series started March 9, though I didn't know it at the time.

(To see the origin of this ethereal poetry, visit the Nerdz Message Forum.)