1.

As our economy is further ravaged by spending billions to attack Iraq, more and more people will choose to lose their jobs and homes so that they can live in their cars.

2.

In the unlikely event that the War on Terrorism actually ends, we'll still be able to arrest and detain unpopular people thanks to the War on Drugs.

3.

If you think this all stinks, put on a mask and do not complain.